Wednesday, November 13, 2013

All-Nighter in the Conference Room

“GERONTION”

Meter Reading: 50/100

Has anyone else noticed how awful and elementary the writing of the show has become?


C’MON HOMELAND!:

1.       Let’s start out with the obvious here. Mira is not a sex symbol. I repeat, Mira is not a sex symbol. This is what I imagine happened.

Writers / Producers of Homeland: “We need Homeland to be more sexy! We need sex appeal!”

Recently fired Homeland employee: “Let’s dress Mira in see-through lingerie! The audience will love that and let’s have her on-screen for 5 minutes in the lingerie. She is a sex symbol! This is a sure-fire hit!”

C’MON HOMELAND!

2.       Extremely predictable story-line to have Javadi become Saul’s asset. What well-respected show uses the same story-line twice?? And the scary thing is, this probably won’t be the last time either... C’MON, HOMELAND?!

3.       Okay, Homeland, we get it. Carrie is pregnant. We don’t need unnecessary vomiting to hammer that point home, when we saw 50 positive pregnancy tests last week and that same episode was titled “Still Positive”. We get it, Homeland. C’MON HOMELAND!

And if Carrie is pregnant and it’s been over 4 months since Carrie and Brody last saw each other, shouldn’t she be showing? Homeland, if you’re going to hammer home the point in back-to-back episodes that Carrie is pregnant, then make sure you get the details right!

4.       According to this, Damian Lewis is receiving a comfy $250K/episode of Homeland, when he doesn’t even have air-time. Leave it to Homeland, to not only not have its most polarizing character on the show, but to continue to pay him $250K/episode. C’MON HOMELAND!




Question of the Week:


Will Quinn shower this week and will he retire from the CIA?

1 comment:

  1. I'm a bit more positive on this season than U, agreed that the this season has had less than elegant and artful storytelling this season, but that's because the writers painted themselves into the corner after season one and are still picking up the pieces. Since Homeland has been picked up for a 4th season, here's hoping they get the chessboard set right for it.

    King: Saul - ruling the CIA after unseating the Senator by having this Iranian plot work.

    Queen: Carrie - crazy enough to move in any direction, at any time.

    Bishop: Quinn – makes people DIE using all the ANGLES…bishop…die angles…diagonals…I’ll show myself out

    Knight: Brody – who is always two steps ahead of the ever-changing enemy and now one to the left in socialist Venezuela.

    Rook: Javadi – is the valuable asset Saul sends across the board and across the world.

    PAWNS RAPID FIRE!

    Farah – stays near the king at all times and works the books
    Virgil – the queen’s pawn
    Max – somehow the pawn of a pawn
    Uncle Mike – secretly wants to be the knight
    Jess Brody – get back to banging Uncle Mike already!
    Dana Lazaro – got into a car with another random pawn, hopefully gone forever
    Chris Brody – this chess set is missing one pawn, no one has noticed
    Chumlee – cuz the dude’s a Pawn Star!

    LET THE HOMELAND RESURGANCE BEGIN!

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